Just Fore Laughs: 10 Great Quotes About Golf


Trust us when we tell you one of the greatest tools in your bag should be a sense of humor.  Let’s face it, golf is hard.  Shoot, even the best players in the world struggle with this age-old game.  It’s safe to say no one will ever master golf; Tiger Woods came close in 2000, can you believe during that entire season he recorded just one round higher than 73 (a 75 in the first round of The Masters when the filed average was 75.59)?!

Here are 10 of the funnist phrases to help you forget those bogey blues.  Remember, at the end of the day, it’s still just a game.  So get out there, laugh with your buddies and enjoy the walk!

“Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child.  Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.” – John Updike

“If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.” – Jack Lemmon

“If you drink, don’t drive.  Don’t even putt.” – Dean Martin

 “We learn so many things from golf – how to suffer, for instance.” – Bruce Lansky

“While playing golf today I hit two good balls.  I stepped on a rake.” – Henry Youngman

“The difference between golf and government is that in golf, you can’t improve your lie.” – George Deukmejian

“I’m the best.  I just haven’t played yet.” – Muhammad Ali when asked about his golf game

 “Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?” – Al Boliska

“The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.” – Ben Hogan

“You’ve just got one problem.  You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.” – Sam Snead

… well played Mr. Snead, well played.